Agents of A.I.N.A.C.O.

Admittedly, we Filipinos are ridiculously easily offended by the slightest jokes about us - by foreigners or otherwise. We see insults almost like human rights violations. In short, quoting the Facebook page, Butthurt Philippines (www.facebook.com/ButthurtPhili…, we're …butthurt.

So, to deal with the country's millions of hurt butts, the Philippine government created a top-secret agency with the sole purpose of eliminating any and all threats to the National Reputation - With Extreme Prejudice.

Introducing AINACO = the Agency for Intelligence and Anti-Criticism Operations - and its top two agents, Junjun Pikon and Ines Nainez!

"Agents of AINACO." Aynako!

©Tanglao Liwanag, October 2013. This is satire.

Pose taken from the movie poster for "Parker" starring Jason Statham and J.Lo.